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Jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the Nuthouse Ugly Christmas Sweater

Jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the Nuthouse Ugly Christmas Sweater Unisex Sweater

Sale price  $42.94 Regular price  $52.94
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Textured Knit-Style Sweater – Vibrant All-Over Print

Every piece is personalized and made just for you. A bold all-over print on a warm textured sweater – relaxed, comfortable and impossible to miss.

📸 Product mockups are for reference only (many are AI-generated). Please check the size chart below before you order.

Why This Sweater Stands Out

  • 🎨 Colors That Pop – 3D full printing technology delivers bold, true-to-design color with no blur and no cracking.
  • 🧵 Textured Knit Feel – A thick, stretchy fabric with real texture and warmth.
  • 👕 Easy Everyday Style – Pairs effortlessly with jeans for a casual winter outfit.
  • 🎁 Gift-Ready – Surprise someone with a sweater made just for them.

Details & Care

  • Material: Thick textured fabric – warm and stretchy.
  • Print: 100 DPI all-over printing – vivid colors with a firm, crack-free finish.
  • Care: hand wash preferred, then lay flat to dry. Do not hang to dry.

Pick Your Size

Use the chart below to pick your size. A 1–3 cm difference is normal:

Unisex Sweater — Size Chart (XS–6XL)
Size Length Bust Shoulder Sleeve
XS 26.37 in (67 cm) 37.79 in (96 cm) 16.53 in (42 cm) 26.37 in (67 cm)
S 27.16 in (69 cm) 40.94 in (104 cm) 17.71 in (45 cm) 26.37 in (67 cm)
M 27.95 in (71 cm) 44.09 in (112 cm) 18.89 in (48 cm) 26.77 in (68 cm)
L 29.13 in (74 cm) 48.03 in (122 cm) 19.68 in (50 cm) 26.77 in (68 cm)
XL 30.31 in (77 cm) 51.96 in (132 cm) 20.86 in (53 cm) 27.55 in (70 cm)
2XL 30.7 in (78 cm) 55.11 in (140 cm) 22.04 in (56 cm) 27.55 in (70 cm)
3XL 31.49 in (80 cm) 59.05 in (150 cm) 23.22 in (59 cm) 27.95 in (71 cm)
4XL 32.28 in (82 cm) 63.77 in (162 cm) 24.4 in (62 cm) 27.95 in (71 cm)
5XL 33.85 in (86 cm) 68.5 in (174 cm) 25.59 in (65 cm) 28.74 in (73 cm)
6XL 34.64 in (88 cm) 70.07 in (178 cm) 26.37 in (67 cm) 29.52 in (75 cm)

Garment measured flat. Measurements may have a 1–3 cm error – this is normal.

  1. Choose your size using the size guide.
  2. Add to cart – we’ll handle the rest!

Delivery Info

  • ✅ Production: 1–3 business days.
  • 📦 USA Standard: 3–7 business days.
  • ⚡ USA Rush: 3–5 business days.
  • 🌍 International: 1–2 weeks.

This is a made-to-order, custom-made product. Pattern alignment at the seams and sleeves may vary slightly, and mockups are for reference only. Please confirm your size before checkout – we can’t accept returns for incorrect size selections.

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